A Seething, Burning Rage

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    Right now Rylee is writing her blog and I'm humble enough to admit, I got jealous of how much fun she was having. So I decided to out blog her ass down the block and back. I don't know if Rylee really grasps the concept of blocks or like sidewalks because she grew up on a farm. I'm honestly surprised she knows how to read but miracles happen every day. She says this one is her best posts yet. But even the tastiest shit is still a turd. Also Rylee totally dropped my expensive cards all over my stairs. And there's like a big hole in my apartment building so they fell on every single floor. We eventually picked them all up. I'm actually not mad about this and I don't have the energy to pretend to be mad either so this is probably the last you hear of this. She bought me a **** and a cherry coke to make up for it. Honestly I came out of that one on top.

 

Now for me to get to the seething burning rage. King Colleen is on her bullshit again. So apparently everybody gets to make a joke about stats except me. Katelyn says she got a C in stats. Everybody laughed. HAHAHA SO FUNNY. ( No hate on Katelyn it just seems like everybody was in a laughing mood until Dan came along.) Colleen gets a couple licks in. I say "now talk about some P values." I thought it was a funny little add, but hey what do I know, I only have the most popular blog on campus. But then Colleen said "how about you get up here and talk about P-Values Dan?" Like chill bro I am just trying to have some fun at 9:30 a.m but I guess we should just let everybody hate your class. Sorry for bringing joy into the world I guess we should all be as miserable as you. Rylee said she saw her texts one time and the only conversation she had was a group chat with her parents. Very sad but makes sense if she just stomps out any glimmer of fun that comes her way.

 

Yesterday, Sofia and I went to Circle K for a little pick me up. We both got our usual, a diet coke polar pop for her and a 12 oz Red Bull and a Randy Savage Slim Jim for me. Maybe you could tell from my Lunchables rant but I have a deep love for ultra-processed meats. I just think its how god intended food to be. Fuck Jacks Links though those things suck. Slim Jim really holds it down in the meat stick department. I don't know why they offer a mild version though because Slim Jims aren't like spicy so really they just take all the flavor out of them. Sofia also decided to pick up the new Peanut Butter and Jelly M&Ms and let me tell you that shit is disgusting. I almost threw up. I'll keep it to an easy read for everyone today and leave it there. But last night Ashley finally decided to come to Legends with us and she got super wasted and spilled all her tea. If you guys want I'll expose her and her deplorable habits in my next post.

 

Feeling: Perturbed 😟