Daniel's Week in Review

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    Dear Blog,

    Oh where to begin. Really if you are curious my woes all started yesterday at about 11:45 a.m. Now before I dive in, I just want to say a few things. You guys think I have kind eyes right? If you saw me on the street you'd probably think to yourself, "What a young, kind, handsome, young, upstanding, handsome, young man." Apparently some people are born with malice in their heart, who am I to judge? Anyway, I was sitting at the front of the bus to class yesterday morning and there were two open seats next to me. Tell me why this guy gets on at the next stop, walks PAST THE TWO OPEN SEATS NEXT TO ME, and sits in a seat directly next to someone else. They weren't like a weirdo, the person they sat next to wasn't their friend. There must be something just SO UNBEARABLE about the idea of sitting next to me. Whatever, your loss pal. 

 

Hey everybody, 

 

Started writing this a week ago but it all got away from me. Don't worry I still remember my key interactions word for word and I will graciously share my experiences with you now. And to Mira's mom, how you doin?

 

Now I am usually one to start stories where they begin but Ashley just walked into class 7 minutes late, not a care in the world. Last I checked Ashley the planets revolve around the sun, not your sorry Galileo ass. What a piece of work.

 

Anyway the big event of last week was me telling off this absolute tool in the journalism department. His name is Jacob. Maybe you know him from absolutely fucking up the UI7 sports cast, or maybe just from being a huge tool in any class you've ever had with me. The next portion of this blog will be written in dialogue. The scene is set with me walking into my 12 p.m business journalism class. The characters are me, Layli, and Jacob A.K.A Toolbag.

 

D: Hey Layli, what's the big idea 

L: Vhat?

D: What's the big idea?

L: Vhat do you mean?

D: You know like whats up?

L: Oh nothing

J/T: That's not what that phrase means

D: What?

J/T: Whats the big idea doesn't mean whats up it means whats the problem

D: Oh well you know sometimes you have to have fun with the English language 

(Let the record show that I let this one slide, he could have got off easy)

J/T: Yeah I guess but you also have to use phrases correctly...

DID I HEAR YOU MUMBLE SOMETHING PLAYA?

 

D: Are you like this all the time?

J/T: Yeah I pretty much am (Smug emoji)

D: Damn, that is too bad!

 (30 seconds later)

J/T:  I'm not like this all the time

 After that I just started ignoring him 

 Fuck that guy somebody needed to tell him off.

 

Now we are getting closer to the modern era.

 

Tuesday we got absolutely wrecked in our volleyball game, don't really want to talk about that but we had fun. On Wednesday me and Rylee had our famous legends evening. Maggie joined us the absolute sweetheart. Ms. Ashley told us she so busy and she had laundry on her bed that she had to fold. Like its not my fault you're a lazy piece of shit come have a beer with us. But whatever we don't need Ashley right. Well we pull up to Legends and who do we see shooting the fucking breeze outside but Ashley Delouise Gilbert. Ain't you got laundry or sum? Then she proceeds to insist that she's actually very busy but I've seen her google calendar, completely clear Wednesday at 8:30. 

 

Okay okay it has come to my attention that maybe I treat Ashley too harshly. The truth is Ashley is a good friend of mine and a very nice person. People would be lucky to know her. That doesn't mean I am going to delete all the stuff I just wrote because I will not cheat the reader out of some juicy fabricated blog beef. But Ashley if you've made it this far just know we do not have beef but I really would like you to come out with us more because you are fun to talk to. 

 

I do have more blogging content but this one has become pretty long. Stay tuned for the great Lunchable debate. I am also heavily consider a mail in section of my blog where I answer the burning questions of my viewers. Please let me know if you would mail in.

 

Feeling: Untouchable 👑