To my loyal fans,
Many of you have eagerly been waiting for a new blog post, and I am a Dan of the people. Right now I am sitting in my news editing class waiting for Colleen to say some shit to me because lord help me today is the day. I don't care I'll go to jail.
**EDIT**
It had not been 10 minutes and she is throwing shade at me. I said there weren't really any graphics in CBS News Evening and she said "Really? No graphics?" like I was stupid or something. Yo no se estupido! Rylee did have my back though because she was like yeah there's no graphics. Then AND ONLY THEN does Colleen say "I'll take your word for it." Sorry, what is the fucking problem with my word? Not good enough for you?
In other news, I will consider the beef with Ashley officially squashed. She finally came out to Legends. She also cried the whole time and it was like really weird. Then she tried to leverage her crying into me and Rylee buying her drinks. We held strong. But right then I decided not to whoop her ass. I will hit a woman, but never one that's already crying.
I got home from Legends at around 1 a.m. I decided to have a nice nightcap of 2 hours of warzone. Practically a lullaby. I only screamed at my TV twice but I didn't wake the baby so all is well.
Lately, Sofia has been gone and I forgot how boring my two other roommates are. Like they're nice people but a little bland. Diego just sits in his room working on his Godfather 2 video essay. So far he's got it slated at about 2 hours but he keeps rewriting his drafts. I keep telling him that anything anybody has to say about Godfather 2 was said 30 years ago but he insists "the key details haven't been brought to light yet." Mira could be dead or alive and I wouldn't know, and I wouldn't care. She comes downstairs from her apartment once a day to make a cup of tea and photosynthesize. She is what you would call a "low-energy system." She's mostly fueled by stress. She can eat food but usually it isn't necessary. One time she had a cashew and was good for a week.
I really don't have anything bad to say about anyone particularly. Today the rage in me resides. Soon it will be released. Stay tuned for the day of reckoning, Daniel fans!
P.S Check out the sweet ass song I posted on my page
Feeling: Resolved ☮️
Great post Daniel! I like that you were nicer to me this time. Looking forward to your next narrative adventure.
ReplyDeleteThe baby got a restful 8 hours and was not disturbed. You truly are a Dan of the people🙂↕️
ReplyDeleteCrying in Legends was not my finest moment. You're a great friend for not hitting me! I am truly so lucky.
ReplyDeleteI was very happy to read this post and find it was perfectly consistent with the blogging voice that was carefully curated at the conception of The Blog Era (notice the capitalization, as I have now decided The Blog Era is a proper noun). Both thematically and in its tone, this post upholds the integrity of what these blogs were meant for.
ReplyDeleteI am left feeling undeniably inspired and if you see a new post from me in the near future do not be surprised.
I am glad to see the continuation of this lost art, and I eagerly await the next post.
You’re a real piece of shit Daniel. Glad to see you’ve started writing again. See you around, David
ReplyDeleteI much prefer the days where those with published writing were real journalists with an official newspaper. Not just any scoundrel with access to the public library WiFi 🙄
ReplyDelete. You win any warzone games?
ReplyDeleteCertainly not
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